Two Ballymena cows were standing in a field.
One cow says to the other: "Going anywhere nice soon?"
The other replied: "Aye, I've got a wee calf."

Chortle chortle.


I am currently suffering from 'Rome' withdrawal symptoms.
Those who followed the BBC/HBO series will know what I mean.
OK. So there was a fair amount of swearing, nudity, violence and various other shenanigans ... but it was a darn site better than watching big bruvver.
Basically, it was 'The Godfather' in togas. For Don Corleone read Julius Ceaser and you'll know what I mean.


Is it just me or are the numpties of Ballymena going into spray can hyper drive?
Anyone else noticed the East LA style graffiti (hope that's spelled right) which is appearing on the walls of the hallowed town?


Another random thought - I'd love to be a journalist in 'Summer Bay', the fictional community at the heart of 'Home and Away'.
Never in the history of Soap has there been such treachery, murder, double dealing, trauma and terror. Even I would have no diffs in getting a front page lead.
In fact, 'Home and Away' is worse than 'Rome' ... apart fromn the swearing, violence, sex etc etc.